snakes and stuff

skullbird:

Look at the tiny baby! 4 months old now!

Her yellows are coming in beautifully. I’m so excited to see what she’s going to grow into! She’s going to be gorgeous~

porkfriedpussy:

gj1993:

nikolajokic:

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

snoodlysneks:

My beautiful queen 👑.

the-great-nipple-crisis:

She still trying to eat me

shingecko-no-kyojin:

my favorite puppy

rate-my-reptile:
“beaky-peartree:
“ the boy crops are sprouting
”
Oi yoi lookes like this (me) is ready for The Pluuckenn’ soon. Pinch me up and put me in a sexy stew. Get me all wet. 9.96/10 Boy that is nastsy
”

rate-my-reptile:

beaky-peartree:

the boy crops are sprouting

Oi yoi lookes like this (me) is ready for The Pluuckenn’ soon. Pinch me up and put me in a sexy stew. Get me all wet. 9.96/10 Boy that is nastsy

surprisebitch:

cockyhorror:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

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do u see the horsies 

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

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okay okay now i’ve found dogs

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This is the most innocent hack ever

chaotic good

snakebabes:

Monty is now set up with everything he needs to 72nd healthy. The tub remains at a wonderful humidy. Never dropping below 60 never going above 75 while staying on the closer end of 60. His heat mat is set to 95 but is heating through at 90 in the tank. The ambient temp in the tank is at 83° I’m happy. Hopefully all this will help him eat. I’ll let him settle into the new tub for a week then offer him a r.at. I appreciate all of reptiblr giving me advice on my small noodle dog. I’ll keep updating. Thank you reptiblr

i-m-snek:

‘No pool table mam, no way no how’ 

i-m-snek:
“ Finally got Thresh more stuff in his cage :) Its hard to see from this angle but theres a ton of space being covered in the corner
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i-m-snek:

Finally got Thresh more stuff in his cage :) Its hard to see from this angle but theres a ton of space being covered in the corner

fimbry:

Father’s Day photo shoot for Pongo! He’s in blue and looking like an old man, kids can really age you. :P

Python brongersmai

It’s disrespectful to tell someone their pet snake is gross.

christastar23:

newts-in-hats:

wheremyscalesslither:

I dont care if you are afraid of them, think they look disgusting, or hate them.
Be an adult and keep that shit to yourself.

It is not necessary to spout off your opinion in any forum. In person, on the internet- ANYWHERE.

And for the love of God himself, when people bring up their pet snakes PLEASE don’t recount a story about killing snakes. It makes you look like a completely uneducated ding dong.

THIS

My ex told me my snake would look good on a grill. :/ aggravations